Hail Chertoff, well met!
Mar 10th, 2006 by jdonley
The master of the Department of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff, appears at the balcony today to pass along two Federal Bulls.
The vicious immigrant gang MS-13 has been targeted for crackdown, apparently under the direction of DHS, as the terroristic multinational bangers threaten our security. Hail Chertoff! Morituri te salutamus!
And, Chertoff warns, flocks of bird-flu-tainted fowl will wing their way into the United States any month now, like some diabolical biological attack squad. Oh, but worry not, friends, for Hiz Omnipotence says DHS is well-versed in dealing with this Death From Above. Not a sparrow falls, but Chertoff charts its course. Hail Chertoff! Morituri te salutamus!
The same department that ensured the salvation of New Orleans has got your back, America.
Morituri te salutamus!
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